reminysce:

I want to grow up and live in a small apartment in new york and have a husky and be with you.

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folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

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novator:

my laptop is hotter than my sex life.

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gypsums:

when people act like 4/20 is a holiday      

L  ↰

 ↳ O

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feat:

that awkward moment when you reblog something you didn’t mean to reblog and you stress to delete it before anyone sees it 

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potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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